KATHY GRIFFIN BEFORE and AFTERooh

I have not been staying true to the original idea for my blog. Here's something interesting - Did ya know?
So today I was watching Seinfeld and in the beginning of the episode, Jerry was talking to a women after his set. Now the voice I was hearing sound familiar, but the face wasn't. As the show progressed, I got a better look at the mystery women and it was Kathy Griffin (and let me just say YUCK).
This was the Kathy Griffin before all of the surgery shes had. This is a picture of her, but she looked worst then this on the "The Doll" episode of Seinfeld.

Post surgery, she looks Sooooo different. I can't believe how much surgery she actually had. She's had 10 different procedures: nose job, brow lift, Botox, LASIK eye surgery, veneers, chemical hair straightening, micro dermabrasion, chemical skin peel, facial resurfacing and liposuction twice.
She said once on the Oprah Windfrey Show, "I have new eyebrows, new eyes, new skin, new teeth... I'm working on the new personality." Obviously she has self esteem issues.

Now apparently she still does, so I was watching her show "My life of the D-List" and she appeared on Jay Leno. So she was so happy and excited because she loves being on Talk Shows. Anyway, Leno starts taking cracks at her saying,"...she is the ugly girl at the bar and a guy has to be drunk to take her home." Kathy described that she was in tear and had snot bubbles coming out her now and was very hurt and upset. So now, on the limo ride home she's telling her husband and saying I'm not the ugly (but not really believing it herself) and how she doesn't know Leno that well, and he shouldn't of done that.

My thoughts
I believe Kathy looks much much better now. If she was more confident about how she looks the comment from Leno would of rolled off your back or she should of had a snappy comeback. So I believe she still has self-esteem issues. On the other hand, no women wants a guy to say that she is ugly, but if you know you look good stuff like wouldn't make you react the way she did. Another thing is that she is funny as hell, I watched 2 of her standup acts and I was laughing so hard.
My final thought is that surgery can do wonders - wow
.....Thank the Lord for him giving Man such knowledge, because we would have a lot more ugly people in this world. (jokin)

The Little' Things

There was this one time when this guy and I were on a split and he came over to talk. One of the things I remembered vividly about our conversation was something to the jest of you always look/dress nice, daywear, sleep attire - whatever. He continued with I found you most attractive when you wore an old t-shirt and short, a nitegown (that I could care less about), sweats, basically "around the house clothes". Which I have a entire drawer dedicated to, because I love to be comfortable when I'm lounging. I found all of this odd, because until that nite I never knew that. When we were together, if we were out or lounging I still but on my best attire, so it was a true rare occasion when he got an opportunity to see me "bum out", if you will. Evidently this was a big turn on for him. Definitely, the lil things.

Random Thoughts

• I'm a lil beat
• No post or poem could inspire me to say up late tonite
• Good Tennis matches today, it funny but I'm new to tennis and when HBO held all of the matches on its network, I was so pissed. I was like I want to watch a movie and all day was tennis. Now I can't get enough. I'm going to ask my friend Ali to teach me, he truly loves it.
• I was blog surfing, I'm getting a lil addicted and someone wrote, "We always get what we settle for". Keep that in mind the next time you just want to let something go and not state your claim.
• LOL...to recap I did eat a whole box of wheat thins yesterday
• I must admit "I live to eat" I think about food a bit to much, but then I love to workout/tone-up whatever. So I guess that is my balance
• The tuna sandwich I had today was to die for
• Last but not least, I'm become fascinated with married couples. I am far from ready to be one, but maintenance of love, desire, spontaneity, mystery have been circling me mind. Can they be, do they fade? I'm seeing one of my Married friend this week and I think I will ask her.

As my Aunt Melly, would say: "Turn the page"

Want One???

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I have Wheat Thins in my Tummy

So I've been on this work-out trip for about a week. I've been excercising and eating salad and fruit with vinigarette- which taste wonderful by the way!
In the process, I've lose a couple of pounds (2 or 3), which is great, but I don't really need to - (But I'm not complaining). So my loving father, buys me 4 boxes (Oh, ya - count! not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4) of Wheat Thin Ranch . He knows that I only buys them when they go on sale, so they were, and he did. It was a wonderfully nice gesture. The problem is that since I've acquired the taste for RaNcH! - RaNcH! I go through a box sometimes 2 a day. This doesn't quite go with my work-out trip, so until I can kick....HENCE, finish all the boxes, my current regime doesn't quite fit.

K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

I must say that I truly miss kissing. Sex is great, but the act of kissing comes with less guilt. Well, that is if it does not lead to anything else. See, that is what I mean about kissing,it has options. If someone is really good at it, kissing can light a flame, but then if your not as talented it can also send you home quick. I was jus sitting here and remembering a good kiss. I would never tell him this, but Sam was a good kisser. He is the only person that I've kissed that I can just kiss of hours. I use to get so aroused by our make out sessions that sex was a predictable conclusion. I do indeed miss that. The last two guys I've kissed have come up short and this is my proven rule of thumb now:
"If I don't enjoy kissing you, I don't plan on doing anything else with you"

Oprah Inspired

• I was busy today and I didn't get to catch Oprah. And I really wanted to see it b/c her guest was Co-Author Greg Behrendt "He just not that into you" and Liz Tuccillo. Some months back a friend told me about this book with reference to this episode on Oprah. (this was of course before I started watching Oprah as often as I do now). Being the kind of feminist that I am, I was displeased by the idea of the book. NOW: after seeing a rerun of the episode ("It must of been meant to be for me to see it":) and reading an excerpt from the book, I have a slightly different view.
  

I think his overall advice was for women to be women.

• To feel worth the wait, to be courted
• To be wined and dined and not having to give in to anything
• To feel that your relationship is generally good.
• Sex To Soon: Giving a man the opportunity to get to know you and not rushing into sex. (I agree and practice this one)

Some of the things they talked about were common sense to me, but good reminders for other women.

The unexpected 12AM call

This is truly funny.
So, Guys who I don't like or don't want to speak to I keep their numbers so that if they ever call me I can ignore their calls. So tonight I'm blogging and my phone rings and instead of ignoring a unfamiliar #, which I usually do, I picked up....what was I thinking. So now, its this loser that I use to work with, and by loser I mean this guy thinks he is so cool, but in actuality he's not. I remember when I 1st met him, I was trying to be all nice and break the ice with another employee and we didn't click at all. He's just to weird. Anyway, this is who calls me. And the call is so awkward. We didn't have anything to talk about when I worked there and I know we wouldn't have anything to say via phone. (Hence, that's why I never called him)

LOL So we catched up in like 3mins and then:

he's like: Let's go out. I'll come and get you....we can go to City Island..blah....blah....blah

And I'm like: I'm not leaving my house. Was he crazy. Call me out the blue and think I'll hang out w/ him. The only reason he had my number was because he picked me up from my house to take me
to work once.
The conversation was over in like 4mins and 59sec to be exact. I feel disgusting after talking to him, it was such a unexpected phone call. WOW, lol

Blog Surfing

I must admit that I have come across so good stuff in BLOG.......There are a lot of interesting things that I found
I'm going to share 2... The 1st is a quote that I liked -

"Put Your Trust In Jesus Always,
And Worry Not
For He Has Already Made A Way!"

The other was this site I wanted to share.
It is definitely a good read. Ladies can definitely appreciate some of the things these women say - WOW
Its worth checking out

1:00AM

I have a friend that I went to college with and we have been in touch after school a bit. I think when I told him that I like a mutal frined, he took it personal and our friendship as not been quite the same. He's starting med school soon, so now we'll only can communicat via phone or IM. It funny when he see me on he won't say anything, but if I was to say hi we would have a big convo. So we're in that kind of weird space. At this point its hard to say if our friendship will grow as time goes on.

The Starlite Cafe - All Poetry, New Poetry, Love Poetry. Your Poetry Now - All Poems

The Starlite Cafe - All Poetry, New Poetry, Love Poetry. Your Poetry Now - All Poems

This is a great site for poetry lovers. you can read a wide variety of ppls work and if you like you can express yourself also. Its fun, great stress releaser and free. Check it out! : )